The D'oh File! Don't bake your buns with a laptop!

Wow here is a notion!
According to recent studies, it seems that teenagers have started a new health fad!
Instead of putting a bun in the oven like their risqué grandparents are doing via Viagra and hormone therapy, these kids like baking their legs with their notebooks instead!
Public service announcement! Notebooks can be hot, do not wear as apron repetitively or you may get "Toasted Skin Syndrome”!
Sounds like something the Pillsbury Dough Boy needs to worry about more than most of us but you can read the article here just to be safe.

CBS New York: toasted leg syndrome warning for laptop users